Dear Lord

Yesterday while driving by my neighborhood Walgreens I saw a sign flash up on the led screen saying they now carry Alli.
Upon seeing the sign I asked the man, "What the hell is Alli?"
To which he replied, "I dunno a cat?" (he didn't see the sign and is prone to make silly comments of this nature)
I said, "Well Walgreens carries it now, apparently." And that was that.

Just today while paging through MSNBC I see an article titled "New Diet Drug: Accidents May Happen". Intrigued and unbearably bored I clicked the link and get hit with the subtitle "The Word Is "Leakage"!!!!! Much to my disgust...oh who are we kidding, amusement, I find that there is this new OTC drug called Alli and when taken can cause ANAL LEAKAGE!!!!!!

Who are these diet drug people and why do they think this is an ok side effect? It seems when you take it, if you exceed 15g of fat per meal leakage can occur. They interview a bunch of people in the article and they have no problem with this?

What has the world come to when essentially being reduced to a diaper is an ok side effect for weight loss?

Oh the humanity!!!

that's all I can stomach.

Friday Blahs

Work was so slow I didn't know what to do with myself. And anything I had to work on was completely boring.

Now I am home waiting for the man to finish work and I am bored out of my mind.

Even the dog looks bored!

At least the birds aren't screaming...yet.

That's all for now.

Grad Party

There is nothing like going to a grad party when it's 95 degrees and the air conditioning inside can't keep up with it.

In other words sweat soaked through clothing after about 3 hours.

I couldn't even drink because I needed to replace fluids for fear of dehydration.

Now I am just REALLY thirsty and have no desire to do anything.

ugh

YAY!

I JUST TALKED TO LADY!!!!!!

ok i am better now

Hot!

took the dog for a walk. came in and she collapsed on the floor panting.

yup it's hot out.


you definitely have an issue with birds when they learn to say "why are you screaming?"

that's all I'm sayin...