Planet Unicorn

A friend of mine sent me an text message the other day that simply said Planet Unicorn, youtube. I was intrigued but nowhere near a computer...the horror!

So Tuesday I am sitting at work, bored of my mind, and he calls and says "did you get my text?" I hadn't, so he told me to look immediately. Being the well behaved employee that I am I went to youtube to watch the most hilarious cartoon.

It is so wrong, yet freakin hilarious. And now I have the theme song in my head.

heyyyy

Dear Lord

Yesterday while driving by my neighborhood Walgreens I saw a sign flash up on the led screen saying they now carry Alli.
Upon seeing the sign I asked the man, "What the hell is Alli?"
To which he replied, "I dunno a cat?" (he didn't see the sign and is prone to make silly comments of this nature)
I said, "Well Walgreens carries it now, apparently." And that was that.

Just today while paging through MSNBC I see an article titled "New Diet Drug: Accidents May Happen". Intrigued and unbearably bored I clicked the link and get hit with the subtitle "The Word Is "Leakage"!!!!! Much to my disgust...oh who are we kidding, amusement, I find that there is this new OTC drug called Alli and when taken can cause ANAL LEAKAGE!!!!!!

Who are these diet drug people and why do they think this is an ok side effect? It seems when you take it, if you exceed 15g of fat per meal leakage can occur. They interview a bunch of people in the article and they have no problem with this?

What has the world come to when essentially being reduced to a diaper is an ok side effect for weight loss?

Oh the humanity!!!

that's all I can stomach.

Friday Blahs

Work was so slow I didn't know what to do with myself. And anything I had to work on was completely boring.

Now I am home waiting for the man to finish work and I am bored out of my mind.

Even the dog looks bored!

At least the birds aren't screaming...yet.

That's all for now.

Grad Party

There is nothing like going to a grad party when it's 95 degrees and the air conditioning inside can't keep up with it.

In other words sweat soaked through clothing after about 3 hours.

I couldn't even drink because I needed to replace fluids for fear of dehydration.

Now I am just REALLY thirsty and have no desire to do anything.

ugh

YAY!

I JUST TALKED TO LADY!!!!!!

ok i am better now

Hot!

took the dog for a walk. came in and she collapsed on the floor panting.

yup it's hot out.


you definitely have an issue with birds when they learn to say "why are you screaming?"

that's all I'm sayin...

Feel like a git

Found out a friend that was over for memorial day blogged about the party. Another friend read the blog and mentioned to 3rd friend that she wasn't invited. I feel bad about it cause I would have invited her, but I am not a fan of her boyfriend and I am pretty sure he would have come with.

Dilemma

?????

I still find it a bit odd that I blather on for no good reason to no one at all.

today's bingy goodness: Marhsmallows

Barks and Squawking

my dog is barking....as usual.

After the monumental yard work, we had a memorial day gathering with a few friends. The thing that is always weird when I have college friends come over is we turn into design bastards. I don't know how it happens, but something retarded that happened at work comes up and then it's rip on stupid designer time.

And the other guests just stare at us blankly...

Ow

Did I mention I moved 3 tons of stone today?
Blisters on both hands.

Yeah I hate yard work....


That is all...for now

Recap

Still drunk.
Now I have sunburn on the backs of my legs.
I hate Corona.

That is all

Yard work

sweaty. tired. and now drunk.

yard work blows.

Boring

Why is it that once I get here to post something absolutely nothing comes to mind?

With encouragement from DT I decided to give it another go.

..........yeah, I got nothin.

Creatively Spent

the title pretty much says it all, wouldn't you say?

Just signed up with blogger bear with me as I look around.