Last night I went to bed around 10:30, but wasn't very tired for some reason.
The man was asleep and snoring as soon as his head hit the pillow. Lovely right?
Then at 2am he wakes me up to tell me the dog is licking herself too loudly and to make her stop. (cause he couldn't yell at her?) I yell at her that it's night night time and she goes back to her bed. I realized I had to pee like a race horse, damnit.
Then again at 4am he wakes me again cause of the dog licking. I yell at her that it's night night time and she goes back to her bed.
Then I wake at 5:30 cause I thought the man overslept for work.
Then he woke me again at 6am because he couldn't find HIS pants.
He actually said where did you put them? How the fuck should I know?